Friday, February 24, 2012

QUEER AZ SPIN entry # 25






"LONELY MONDAY"

L.B. = Feeling blah and down right, now.

J.W. = So your not going to do the MENAGE TOIS MONDAYS

L.B. = What is that?

J.W. = It's this club 'round here that does that theme... other than that I know a guy who knows a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy and so forth... we would rent rooms in a motel specifically for three day weekends and that's how the whole phrase menage tois monday came about.

L.B. = Oh ok

J.W. = I didn't do any this weekend because my so called, boyfriend who only sees me when he's horny is laying next to me... this is not the kind of guy I want in my life.

L.B. = Then, why you puttin' up with him.

J.W. = Cuz I'm stupid, besides wouldn't you put up with an 8 incher that knows how to use it.

L.B. = No, I'm not that desperate... Sex is not everything...

J.W. = (singing)"Sex aint better than lovvvvvve"..... (talking) don't mind me listening to Trey Songz

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