"THE SCIENCE BEHIND, THE HAPPY MEAL!!!
Ooooh, a happy meal with a toy inside... I love happy meals and toys, though this isn't the type of happy meal I'm referring too but you can see the similarities. Inside the box you have a nice beefy hamburger, most times we have our sexy beefy man on top of us. Next inside the box you have french fries. Now, this can be defined into many different things. For example anal ese, baby oil, condoms, lube, vaseline, etc, etc. Next inside the box you have "THE TOY". Which is the most important part of the happy meal to a child, as to a man.
There are many different types of toys placed inside the happy meal boxes. I'm only here to talk about our toys. Toys like.... anal vibrators, chains, cock rings, dildos, ecstasy, finger vibrators, hair wigs, gsb, handcuffs, hooker boots, oxycontin, sexy lingerie, whips, etc, etc. These are just a few of our manly happy meal toys. Now, last but not least the only item left inside the box, a cup of soda. Quickly what do we do with a cup of soda after we finish our meal? We drink it. Soda can equally be used in the same way we use cigarettes and/ or trees after a wild night of hardcore, passionate lovemaking. "LIGHT THAT SHIT, SMOKE THAT SHIT".
There you have it, the science behind the HAPPY MEAL!
I believe a lot of people, both male and female experienced the happy meal. However, I'm only concerned with the men and their feelings of the happy meal.
hmmm, this is kind of creepy I wonder if, Ronald Mc Donald was one of us.
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